Once upon a time there was a drug dealer by the name Patrick. Once an old lady owed him drug money. So Patrick shoved her down and took her live strong bracelet and said haa I'm taking this. When she fell over she blew up into millions of pieces and killed everyone in a ten foot radius. And that is the story of how Patrick found out that bombs are actually old ladys and nuclear bombs are a bunch of old ladys in a capsule and the radiation is actually their old person radioactive smell.

Patrick deals drugs to lots of people at my school. He has this locker that everyone slips there drug money into. Sometimes it’s unlocked and if anyone trys to open it and he sees you he will kill them with the 12 gauge shotgun he keeps hidden in his pants. And thats the story of Patrick's drug locker.

Drug Locker Cont'

This one time I put some plastic explosives into particks drug locker disgused as gum.  When he opened his locker it blew up and destroyed all of his drugs and money.  Patrick was so mad that he took out his shot gun and shot the person closest to him.  Then he had to shoot everyone that saw him shoot that kid and before long it was  a mass murder.  He went to jail but was released the next day because he supplies the police with drugs.  So now hes back at school selling more drugs.

Insane Asylum

One day in patricks drug locker he found a note form the principal to get his drugs out of that locker.  So him and the pricipal were going to have an old fashon shoot out.  But when Patrick walked two steps he shot the principal.  Then patrick started to swing his head in circles and was laughing "hahahahahah" over and over again. Eventually the insane asylum people came for him because he went crazy and never stopped laughing but in a few days he was let out of there too because he supplied the asylum people with drugs.  And even to this day he laughs over and over again.  And that was twenty years ago.

Patrick In space

Once upon a time Patrick bought NASA with all of his drug money.  He blasted himself into space, but he wasn’t wearing his neck.  But that doesn’t really matter.  He flew all the way to the planet of the golden pies.  When he landed he was greeted by a giant pie with a hand gun.  Quickly Patrick pulled out his shotgun he hides in his pants and shot the pie.  He saw that blueberry pie went shooting out of the pie.  So he ate the dead pie.  Then he was arrested.  For murdering and eating one of their fellow pies.  He would have rotted away in pie jail but luckily he brought 20,000,000 g of his drugs.  While he was cooking the pie world’s pies he slipped his drugs into the pies pie. When the pies ate the pies they died instantly from OD.  Patrick escaped from pie jail and ran to his ship.  But the pies had eaten it. So Patrick stayed there and lived of pie.  He is still there to this day.

Patrick in space 2

            One day when Patrick was eating the last of the golden pie race a bright green ship landed in front of him.  Patrick got out his shotgun and waited for someone to come out.  Out came five hundred little green aliens.  Patrick started shooting and killed four hundred. Then one green alien yelled out.  “I want drugs”.  Patrick stopped shooting.  Patrick told them that he had wasted all of his drugs killing the pies.  The aliens suddenly started jumping on top of each other and grew into one giant alien.  “I want DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” It said.  It decided to eat Patrick.  So it did.  But Patrick was so big that it clogged up the aliens butt. The Alien couldn’t Poop.  It blew up and Patrick flew out.